A few months ago, Post-Neo co-founder and recent FIDDLESTICKS contributor dadaDavid Hartke announced the commencement of a new series of Post-Neo Cookbooks, the first one to be drinkable, undrinkable, or anti-drinkable mixed drinks, based on the theme of Massacres. WE ARE ALL INVITED TO CONTRIBUTE!!!
As is the case with showing up at parties and performances, there seems to be a stigma attached to contributing to publications on time (in this case Warren & Olchar are guilty as well). Let's all (including us) get Dave some material so that he can make up more amazing recipe pages like the three samples below, one recipe by Aaron Andrews and the other two by Dave himself! leave a comment or send your drink recipe to dhartke@hotmail.com
If there are enough recipes by then, maybe the cookbook could be used as part of the Anti-Banquet that's been talked about a bit on the blog and/or the NJ premier of Ubu Roi, which will involve a devestating drinking game...
For some reason blogger insists on removing all of the red from this image. I don't even know how it does this, let alone why. Hmmm.
4 comments:
lol @ the olchar vs. red&blogger event.
Yes, the Jonestown one is missing all of the arm colours as well. They're just jpegs, I don't understand...
Dave, Heres my contribution, I look forward to many an anti-hang-over at the festival!
9 a.d. Teutoburg Forest!
Body Count: Roughly 1,600 Roman soldiers slaughtered by Germanic warriors.
"Quintili Vare, legiones redde!"
ingredients:
Dansk Viking Blod or other mead
Red wine
quantities for one drink:
2 oz. Red wine
76 oz. Dansk Viking Blod (roughly three 750ml bottles)
blending instructions:
1.Pour red wine into wine glass.
2.Poor Dansk Viking Blod into glass while reciting the phrase “Ölr ek varð, varð ofrölvi.”
3.Taste.
4.If the taste of wine still lingers begin again at step two.
Best if served with mutton, fish, or the corpse of a conquered foe.
Historical Note: In 9 A.D. the Roman General Publius Quinctilius Varus lead three Legions (XVII, XVIII, XIX) from their winter home on the Weser river into unfamiliar territory to quell a rebellion of Germanic tribes. Arminius, Varus' trusted adviser, had secretly allied German tribes and set up an ambush for the Romans near Kalkriese hill. Arminius' warriors, the combined forces of the Cherusci, Marsi, Chatti, Bructeri, Chauci, and Sicamri tribes, attacked the Roman columns and completely destroyed them in three days of brutal fighting, thus inflicting the greatest loss in a single battle to the Roman military in the empire's history and effectively ending Roman rule above the Rhine.
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